Things
I've Learned in the South
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A
possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. |
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There
are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. |
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There
are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple
no one's seen before. |
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If
it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. |
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Onced and Twiced are words. |
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It
is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy! |