2008/11/13

Lots of action happened this "Turkey Shoot" Thursday amid calm weather, cloud cover and moderate temperatures.  The game was eclectic format, ideal for the typical MGA type, because it gives everyone a second chance -- heavens knows we need it.  Shane Clanton continues on a scoring tear -- in winning mode -- and today the took advantage of the good run he's been having, posting a gross score of 34.  His net score was 26 2/3.  Not too far behind Shane was Rune.  Rune with a couple of birdies and one chip in had a 35, net 28 1/3.  It was good enough ofr second place.  Mac McConahy had a gross score of 32 -- not too shabby -- that yielded a net of 29 and half of third place.  Gary Cassell had a good day, good enough at net 29 to be in the money with Mac.

Winnings?  Shane took home to momma $17, Rune $11, and Mac and Gary $3 each.  We say congratulations!

Below is the summary detail we typically provide.

Turkey winners were:  

Doug Miller (closest to hole on #2),
Mac McConahy, 100 yds.,
Shane Clanton 50 yds, and
Jerry Robinson, pitching from the hole by #4.

The 9 Holers entered, but these guys play under their own set of rules.  Five showed, led by "honest" Paul Castiglione.  Larry Meyers came late.  He explained he was moving slow aand could not make "show" time.  So moving at a more leasurely pace, Larry did not play every hole.  This practice is standard procedure of the 9 Holers, and those into 9 Holing use the rules of play interpretted in a far more relaxed way.  If one doesn't feel like playing a given hole, he doesn't.  A pit bull in a former life certainly, Ken Piper gloms onto any advantage and hangs on, just as does Doc.  Accordingly, they were both in the money.

One nice serendipity added to the day's events.  Mike Cameron brought to the club some very good "gimme" baseball hats.  For the poor downtrodden Blue Lake player, it was not unlike winning the lottery.  These are good hats, especially appreciated by the pilgarlics among us, with embrodered company logos.  Way to go, Mike!  Bring us more.

Remember in your prayers Greg Kepner who is recovering from eye surgery to remove cataracts.  Don Webb is having eye surgery Monday the 17th to repair a childhood injury.  Pac Burnley is having vertebrae surgery on December 10th to his neck area.  Don't ask him how it will be done; it sounds too gruesome.

2008/11/13 Eclectic Cloudy 58
Pos Scr  HCP Name of Player             Rnk  Date      
 1  26.7 22  Clanton,Shane               1 2008/09/04
 2  28.3 20  Strand,Rune                 2 2008/11/13
 3  29.0 21  Cassell,Gary                2 2008/09/11
 3  29.0 9   McConahy,Mac                3 2008/11/13
 5  29.7 19  Murphy,Bill                 5 2008/11/13
 6  30.0 15  Lomax,Bruce                 2 2008/09/11
 6  30.0 15  Robinson,Jerry              2 2008/10/23
 8  30.3 23  Cameron,Mike                1 2008/09/11
 9  30.7 22  Young,Bill                  3 2008/10/23
10  31.3 17  Blair,Billy                 3 2008/09/04
10  31.3 20  Robinson,Tom                4 2008/10/23
10  31.3 14  Wells,Eddie                 1 2008/09/18
13  32.3 17  Kaufman,Herb                7 2008/10/09
14  32.7 16  Webb,Don                    5 2008/09/11
15  36.0 15  Miller,Doug                 2 2008/10/30
16  36.7 13  Curtis,Bill                 4 2008/10/30
17  41.7 22  Johnston,Dave              11 2008/11/06
Nine Holers results
$6.  Piper,Ken
$4.  Robertson,R.L.
     Meyers,Larry
     Haussner,Russ
     Castiglione,Paul
 

More detail can be found at "MGA Stats".

2008/11/6

Today's Nassau format tournament attracted 18 of MGA's best.  We don't mean "best" in the sense of golfing expertise, that would be a stretch, just men of character trying to play golf.  C.L. Newsome rose upon his two spindly legs today and won total and tied with Brucey Boy Lomax for the back nine.  Shane Clanton won the front.  Shane, if one analyzes the stats, is more and more taking the winner title.  He seems to be wresting that role from Eduardo as the steady, weekly money guy.

Here are the money winners and their take:

C.L. $19.50
Shane $13.00
Bruce $6.50

Everybody's favorite Bob Westbrook came by.  Says he's not to play golf until the surgeon gives him the OK, maybe as early as December 1.  He's looking fine.  One would never guess he's had a 6 bypass heart surgery recently.  To say that Bev is taking good care of him is obvious.

2008/11/06 Nassau Clear 65
 
Pos ScrHCP Name of Player             Rnk  Date      Net     Gross
 1  60 25  Newsome,C.L.                1 2008/11/06 (33,27) 85(45 40)
 2  61 22  Clanton,Shane               1 2008/09/04 (29,32) 83(40 43)
 3  62 14  Wells,Eddie                 1 2008/09/18 (31,31) 76(38 38)
 4  63 22  Young,Bill                  3 2008/10/23 (33,30) 85(44 41)
 5  64 24  Cameron,Mike                1 2008/09/11 (31,33) 88(43 45)
 6  66 15  Lomax,Bruce                 2 2008/09/11 (39,27) 81(46 35)
 7  68 18  Blair,Billy                 3 2008/09/04 (35,33) 86(44 42)
 7  68 15  Robinson,Jerry              2 2008/10/23 (36,32) 83(43 40)
 9  69 15  Miller,Doug                 2 2008/10/30 (37,32) 84(44 40)
 9  69 11  Morgan,Bill                 1 2008/10/23 (36,33) 80(41 39)
11  71 22  Johnston,Dave              11 2008/11/06 (36,35) 93(47 46)
11  71 21  Robinson,Tom                4 2008/10/23 (36,35) 92(46 46)
13  83 26  Foster,John                 8 2008/10/09 (40,43) 109(53 56)
 
Nine Holers results
$5.  Robertson,R.L.
$10  Castiglione,Paul
     Piper,Ken
     Meyers,Larry
     Haussner,Russ

 If one is watching the calendar, one knows today was lunch and meeting day.  Lunch was by Doc, Pac Burnley, and Paul Castiglione.  They did it by themeselves; even played golf as if cooking for a couple of dozen folks was for them a walk in the park.  The food was delicious: chicken from HEB, potato salad, beans, and pickles, bread and jalapenos to garnish up the plate. The dessert was MGA standard: cookies and ice cream.

Greg "the Iron Man" Kepner was at lunch.  He's recovering from cataract surgery.  That happens more and more when you get old, they say.

A motion was made and passed to give $100 toward the ice maker purchase.

Vice President Pac Burnley presided at the meeting.

Bob Winn, our treasurer, read the minutes and gave a report of the club's finances. He said we're below last year's totals.

 

2008/10/30

Today's medal play tournament was not well- attended; only 14 men played.  But those not playing missed an opportunity to play in arguably the best weather in the land.  Starting at about 55 degrees, the course soon warmed up.  No wind and clear sky make for fine golfing.  There was one tiny factor that took away from a perfect outing -- the newly seeded and sanded greens.  Balls did not roll right, and as they rolled, the seed and sand would adhere to them.  Dougiepoo had already glommed onto this because those in his foursome said each time he chipped, it was right up to the hole, thus minimizing the danger in putting on sandy greens.

Mike Cameron found conditions perfect for him and soon found himself in the zone.  He could do no wrong.   With the exception of one hole, his first 5 holes were either pars or birdies.  Even though he could not keep up such a torrid pace over the entire 18 holes, he maintained his edge and ended up winning first ($11).   Doug Miller was in second place with a gross 75 ($7).  That's 5 under his handicap!  Shane Clanton was playing well, too.  He shot his handicap in winning 3rd place ($4).  Our congratulations go out to Mike, Dougiepoo, and Shane for their fine play.

2008/10/30 Medal Play Clear 55
Pos ScrHCP Name of Player             Rnk  Date      
 1  57 25  Cameron,Mike                1 2008/09/11
 2  59 16  Miller,Doug                 2 2008/10/30
 3  64 22  Clanton,Shane               1 2008/09/04
 4  66 14  Curtis,Bill                 4 2008/10/30
 4  66 23  Draper,Dick                 4 2008/10/30
 6  69 14  Wells,Eddie                 1 2008/09/18
 7  70 11  Morgan,Bill                 1 2008/10/23
 7  70 20  Strand,Rune                 7 2008/10/30
 9  72 19  Murphy,Bill                 6 2008/09/04
10  74 17  Blair,Billy                 3 2008/09/04
11  124 26  Keller,Luther               3 2008/10/09
 
Nine Holers results
$4.  Robertson,R.L.
$2.  Haussner,Russ
     Meyers,Larry

Christine, aka Dirt Girl, and her eager and resourceful recruit Nettie Blair were on the course -- working!  It's true.  They have undertaken a project to install on each tee box concrete bases using pre-cast stepping stones as a footing for the sand reservoir and the trash container to sit on.  Having a concrete base for these items will be major improvement because they will no longer have to sit in the dirt.  Moreover, it will keep the fire ants that find habitable the ball washer area from taking over.  What a deal!

Not only Christine and Nettie were working, Art Greene and Red Stewart were busy modifying the cart storage area so the new carts (delivered today) could be driven into the parking slot.  This job meant the overhead beam had to be cut away a few inches, just enough to accommodate the Yamaha cart roof, a roof taller than the EZGO carts.  These men were helped in their task by groups that passed by offering suggestions and pointing out potential omissions Art and Red might otherwise miss.  Art and Red were very happy to have these comments and suggestions.  Hey, what are friends for?

No matter what anyone says, from a distance Bill Murphy looks like a real golfer.  OK, we know some smart aleck is going to pop up and say, "Yeah, but that's just and illusion; that image disappears when you get close up."  Crass, eh?  We still think he looks good -- even if it is at a distance.

Luther withdrew from the tournament after confronting a series of calamitous events.  Sometimes one's game for no ostensible reason falls into the toilet (a technical golfing expression) and simply cannot be resurrected.  To his credit our boy, seeing the incidences pile up -- balls hitting trees, rocks, ricocheting under bridges (it's true) becoming lost -- pulled up stakes to prevent further psychological damage and went back to counsel with Manager Marc.  (We understand Marc was sympathetic.)  Don't get excited; his score, a phony number, was manufactured to appease the computer beast.

The new carts are very good looking; they even have windshields.  Bill Murphy who ram-rodded the project says a cart fee increase is in the offing.  "Inflation," he explains.

 

2008/10/23

The tournament today, an eclectic format, attracted 20 of MGA's most ardent golfers.  It was a tad cool at tee time, which accounts for the fact only the tough ones showed up.  Let the record show Gary Cassell was first in line to sign up and pony up $3.  Does that mean he's the toughest of all?  Hmm.  Gary is not usually so prompt, leading us to surmise our boy has adopted a new schedule emphasizing the importance of timeliness.  Maybe a new leaf is being turned...

Our winners were Bill Morgan who finished first.  Jerry Robinson was second and Bill Young third.  The cash?  Bill got $16, Jerry $10 and Bill Young $6.  These men are to be congratulated for their fine play.

We hear Eduardo and Donatelli decided to tee off again on the back nine from the white tees, at least on Number 5.  It cost them two strokes and pushed them down into the second tier of finishers.  Tsk, tsk.

2008/10/23 Eclectic PCloudy 54
Pos Scr  HCP Name of Player             Rnk  Date      
 1  29.3 11  Morgan,Bill                 1 2008/10/23
 2  30.0 15  Robinson,Jerry              2 2008/10/23
 3  31.7 22  Young,Bill                  3 2008/10/23
 4  33.0 21  Robinson,Tom                4 2008/10/23
 5  33.3 14  Curtis,Bill                 5 2008/09/18
 6  33.7 22  Clanton,Shane               1 2008/09/04
 6  33.7 16  Miller,Doug                 4 2008/09/18
 8  34.0 18  Kaufman,Herb                7 2008/10/09
 9  34.7 25  Cameron,Mike                1 2008/09/11
 9  34.7 19  Murphy,Bill                 6 2008/09/04
 9  34.7 16  Webb,Don                    5 2008/09/11
12  35.0 18  Blair,Billy                 3 2008/09/04
13  36.0 21  Cassell,Gary                2 2008/09/11
13  36.0 15  Lomax,Bruce                 2 2008/09/11
15  37.3 14  Wells,Eddie                 1 2008/09/18
16  37.7 22  Johnston,Dave              13 2008/10/09
 
Nine Holers results
$5.  Robertson,R.L.
$3.  Meyers,Larry
     Haussner,Russ
     Castiglione,Paul

Our Nine Holers  participated under the watchful eye of Larry Meyers.  As is usual, the man rides roughshod over these octogenarians in a, some say, rude manner.  We think Paul Castiglione, who frequently plays with them, does so just to keep track of their balls and to moderate the overweaning influence of Meyers.  They're not as accurate as they used to be in their salad years.  They need help.

As you can see in the summary above, Doc won again.  Second place was guess who?  Why it was the squire Larry Meyers himself.

The "MGA invites the WGA" play day was last week, 10/16, and is reported elsewhere.  It was fun.

After today's tournament, Brian enlisted a crew of helpers to over-seed the greens and dust them with a coating of sand.  Tonight, he will drench the greens with lots of H2O -- water, Pac.  That action washes the sand into the existing grass and covers the seed, soon to germinate.  Blue Lake consistently has the finest greens all year, but especially during winter.  With all the hard work, it's no wonder.

Bob Westbrook is doing fine, board member Bill Murphy reports.  He (Murphy) disclosed, too, that new carts will be here next Thursday.

2008/10/9

The tournament today, a Nassau format, was the first following the championship.  Attendance was sparse; only 17 showed.  But the day was perfect for golf.  

Here's the summary of the tournament; two were in the money: Shane Clanton won front and total; Billy Blair won the back nine.  Shane got away with $26, Billy $13.

2008/10/09 Nassau Clear 55
Pos ScrHCPName of Player             Rnk  Date      Net     Gross
 1  60 22  Clanton,Shane               1 2008/09/04 (29,31) 82(40 42)
 2  61 15  Wells,Eddie                 1 2008/09/18 (30,31) 76(37 39)
 3  63 28  Keller,Luther               3 2008/10/09 (30,33) 91(44 47)
 4  64 19  Blair,Billy                 3 2008/09/04 (35,29) 83(44 39)
 4  64 21  Cassell,Gary                2 2008/09/11 (31,33) 85(41 44)
 4  64 22  Young,Bill                  4 2008/10/09 (31,33) 86(42 44)
 7  65 18  Kaufman,Herb                7 2008/10/09 (33,32) 83(42 41)
 8  68 26  Foster,John                 8 2008/10/09 (33,35) 94(46 48)
 9  69 15  Buford,John                 9 2008/10/09 (36,33) 84(43 41)
10  72 13  Curtis,Bill                 5 2008/09/18 (37,35) 85(43 42)
10  72 10  Patterson,Bart             10 2008/09/11 (36,36) 82(41 41)
12  73 17  Matney,Ben                 12 2008/10/09 (37,36) 90(45 45)
13  78 21  Johnston,Dave              13 2008/10/09 (40,38) 99(50 49)
 
Nine Holers results
$12. Meyers,Larry
     Robertson,R.L.
     Piper,Ken
     Haussner,Russ

Our Nine Holers  participated under the watchful eye of Larry Meyers.  The man rides roughshod over these octogenarians in a truly rude manner.  

John Foster is OOH (out of here) after today.   He's heading back home to Midland.  Today, he made some decent shots  -- the man's got a game.  BTW, he found his ball today, a ball hit Wednesday that, wonder of wonders, lodged in the large oak to the right and near the Number 7 green.   Sharp eyed Bart Patterson glommed onto the ball even though it was high in the branches.  Bart's good that way.  On a hunch, when John left at the beginning of the tournament to go to his tee box, he swung by the ball-eating tree, and lo and behold, it was there.  Nature sometimes gives back.  Go figure.  The man's lucky.

We're going to miss John and that sweet wife of his, Joann.

The "MGA invites the WGA" play day is next week.  This tournament is always fun and is an opportunity for those extroverts to show off to our lovely ladies.  Greg Kepner says,"Sign up if you want to play."  He's taking the entry form down Sunday.  You should be on the list by then.

During the meeting following lunch, V. P. Pac Burnley announced that MGA officers were needed for next year.  He put into a motion the names of Jerry Robinson as president and John Buford as vice president.  It passed by acclimation.  These men will take over in January, 09.

Food today was prepared by some great cooks, Arlene Wieland and Ruth Draper.  Oh, yes, their hubbies helped.  The food was Mexican: homemade enchiladas, salad and dessert.  The guys were ecstatic.


A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank. '

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'

Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: 'There's more.. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, whic h foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right'

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died and I married his widow.'
A married man spent the weekend playing golf and partying with the boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.


After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer.
'How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?'.....


The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, 'That would suit me just fine!!'

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.